Do you know what Tumblr is? Let’s just say it’s like the web pages of old, the personal blogs that the prognosticators said we were all going to have.
Twitter is limited to 140 characters, it’s an information service. Tumblr is your home, where you evidence your identity.
And when you’re a prepubescent girl not only is who you are important, you’ve got crushes. But now you can evidence them not only on your bedroom wall, but online. You can see what your friends are into, you can gauge buzz, you can cause a conflagration."
— Our hero (April Fool, right?) has some thoughts on this here place. “Prepubescent girls” ahoy.